live on pumpfun

not a username.
a lifestyle.

certified slop salesman.

bald guy, glasses, magnifying glass. one ticker that sticks in your head whether you want it to or not. the timeline already gets it.

buy $pp420 → the lore ↓
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the lore

they laughed at the ticker.

every ticker that ran 100x sounded stupid the morning it minted.

$pp420 sticks in your head whether you want it to or not.

certified slop salesman
i see it
do you?
the pattern

stupid tickers. silly money.

$pepe
0 → $1.6b

a frog. that was the whole pitch. ran 10,000x.

$fart
0 → $2b

named after a bodily function. crossed two billion.

$moodeng
0 → $400m

a baby hippo at a zoo. retired wallets.

us
$pp420
0 → 10b

same start as all of them: zero. the pattern always rhymes. people who learn it eat.

the signal

pumpfun engaged.

pumpfun tweeted three words: "penispoop420 gets it."

the launchpad that minted billions does not say that by accident. the timeline has hours, not days.

cosigned
platformpump.fun
chainsolana
ticker$pp420
statuslive
taglinetype shit
vibeslop salesman
✦ ✦ ✦
the target
target market cap
$0b
$100m is just phase one.
ten billion is the number. they all started at zero, same as us. the pattern does not care that it sounds insane.
supply
1b
tax
0/0
chain
sol
target
10b

one honest second

you were not built
for the cubicle.

buy your way out, or clock in monday. your call.

execution

how to buy.

  1. 1get a phantom or solflare wallet. fund it with sol.
  2. 2open pump.fun and paste the contract below.
  3. 3slippage 5–10%. priority fee on high if busy.
  4. 4buy your conviction. hold. type shit.
contract address
pump.fun ↗ chart ↗
the wall

straight from the timeline.

buy $pp420 written across a chalkboard
billions must poop
pumpfun just trying to have a fun evening
pp420 holders vs the copers
quit three feet from the diamonds
100x
buy my bags. yes. yes.
he found the $pp420 bag
gm
never worked again

magnifying glass up. chart in frame. he buys. there is no step two.

✦ ✦

you either
see it or
you don't.

type shit.

goober